POEMS OF ADVERTISEMENTS

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About films: wanted boys and girls for a new TV serial,
Smart, young, having a good command over language, contact us  
With your photo for the screen test. Earn! Earn! Earn! Ten thousand a month
A golden opportunity for the unemployed. Education no bar. A company
With American base wants sales boys and sales girls for door-to-door marketing
Meet with your bio-data. Vasai: the second Konkan. Green Heaven Restaurant
Just five minutes from the station. Recognised by CIDCO.
Twenty-four hours water supply.
With ultra modern amenities. Loan facility available.
Booking open. Are you depressed?
Take two pills of super deluxe before sleep
And experience the power and strength
Which you once had. Internet marriage: www.marathilagna.com 45/55 Marathi caste
Fill up online forms. Regarding change of names: I, Vithya Dagdo Gaitonde
From today onwards will be called Vikas Dagdo Gaitonde as per
Maharashtra gazette no. xxxx dated xx/xx/xx.
Sanju, please come back
From wherever you are, your mummy and papa are waiting for you.
Entire Patil family.
Solve the crossword no. 514. Please don’t send it to our office address
Or try to contact
Our office regarding the same.

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Prayer can change your life. Meet Baba Roshan Bangali.
You will get any job you want please contact at xxxxx. A Choice in your hands.
Security in your hands. Swadeshi apnao! Desh bachao! Lost: a brown coloured
Resin bag along with mark sheets and leaving certificates. If found please return to
The address mentioned below. You will be suitably rewarded. Get rid of alcohol addiction
Without bringing the drunkard here or informing him. Restore peace in the house.
Vada Pav, a drama about the contemporary political situation. Actors: the usual ones.
Date xx/xx/xx evening 6.30 pm Azad Maidan. Abortion in just Rs 90/- you will be
Back by evening. Virar. Akkalkot Maharaj Bhajani Mandal  at 7.45. Jai Hind.

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You will get fresh sugarcane juice here. As this wall belongs to the railways
Don’t spew on it, urinate, or soil it. If anyone is found doing the same
That person will be liable for punishment under the railways law.
Opening
Shortly xx coaching classes. Success guaranteed. Vada pav 3.50/- airtime 1.49/-
Filter water avoid grub.Jo chahe ho jaye Coca Cola enjoy.
Use Nirodh with maids.
Prevent AIDS. Don’t park vehicles in front of this gate.
Hawkers prohibited.
Stick no bills.
We will accept old newspapers, brass, copper,
Aluminium waste and torn notes here.
xx road was paved with tar due to the efforts of the indefatigable leader
Of our party Shri xxxx.
The appreciative citizens are requested to regard this.
Yeh davakhana is jagah pe tees saal se chaloo hai.
Wanted boys and girls for packing in a plastic company.
No conditions
Of education or experience. Meet us in working hours.
Ground floor
Alley no 6
Stove/ burner repairer Raju has gone to his village
So this shop will remain closed for a month.

POEMS OF ADVERTISEMENTS